Voes Before Hoes - The Legend of Zelda inspired Hanging Slate Sign // Tears of the Kingdom Gerudo Breath of the Wild Link Funny Gift
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Voes Before Hoes - The Legend of Zelda inspired Hanging Slate Sign // Tears of the Kingdom Gerudo Breath of the Wild Link Funny Gift

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Voes Before Hoes - The Legend of Zelda inspired Hanging Slate Sign // Tears of the Kingdom Gerudo Breath of the Wild Link Funny GiftSo I'm running around Gerudo Town, and my mind just went here Here we have an amusing Zelda inspired hanging slate sign based off the Gerudo word "Voe" (Male) merged with the phrase "bros before hoes". I hate explaining jokes. We can all agree this is an excellent (dumb fun) item for your home or wherever for any Zelda fan. Laser engraved (won't wash off), single sided design. The large one measures 20cm x 20cm approx The small one measures 9. 5cm x

So I'm running around Gerudo Town, and my mind just went here...

Here we have an amusing Zelda inspired hanging slate sign based off the Gerudo word "Voe" (Male) merged with the phrase "bros before hoes". I hate explaining jokes.

We can all agree this is an excellent (dumb fun) item for your home or wherever for any Zelda fan.

Laser engraved (won't wash off), single sided design.
The large one measures 20cm x 20cm approx
The small one measures 9.5cm x 9.5cm approx
Both come with the old style string for you to wall hang these.

Personally the large one looks better as a wall display, though the small one is cute too.

Technically you could use the back side (blank) as a chalk board too.
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Make it Do!
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 5
What you see is what you get!
Color: 01-black, Size: Large
Fits great, fabric is amazing, turtle neck fits tight, and the quality is amazing!
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Reviewed in the United States on February 11, 2026
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SeanCeltiad
New York, US
★★★★★ 4
A true turtleneck that retains a snug high neck.
Color: White, Size: X-Large
I've found this brand to have gotten better over the years as far as offering the American market what it needs in terms of realistic sizing. I only wish they'd realize that there are a lot of us who are long in the back and arms where my only choice is to go a size up and sacrifice a slim fit for sleeves that are long enough plus a back that doesn't go up past my waist just because I reach up for something, that and I like to be warm. So these are such nice quality turtlenecks that it's hard to complain about but maybe the company will read this. The snug neck stays up is plus number one since that's why I'm buying a full neck. They come with very nice weaves in the fabric, good enough for casual or formal wear. Finally the warmth you seek is there but I've worn them in what most would think isn't the right temp for a turtleneck. Also they have them in white! Yes, a lot of others just don't for reasons I can't fathom, and the pic you're seeing is accurate, these will form to your shape without being ridiculously thin material. Several washes later and they are as fine a garment as when I first wore them. I've only found one other brand that compares to these but it's much more expensive, COOFANDY is affordable in these times of expensive everything. Warm but also a lightweight shirt, I've gotten them really dirty with actual dirt and it washes out so well you'd never know it. Don't let my taking off one star stop you, try one yourself and you'll be coming back for more.
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Larry
Grantham, US
★★★★★ 5
Quality,warmth and fit
Color: Royal Blue, Size: Small
Really top quality. This is my 4th purchase of these Really great sweaters.
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Robert III
Lowell, US
★★★★★ 5
Nice Sweater
Color: 01-black, Size: Large
This is a very nice sweater. It’s reasonably thick and warm. Looks nice. I like it.
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Tajuana Perkins
Boise, US
★★★★★ 5
Nice turtle neck sweater
Color: Royal Blue, Size: Small
It was true to size a perfect fit and the color is beautiful. Nice sweater for the amount paid.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 11, 2026

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